sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
I think today is pretty much it for me. I really don’t think I want to deal with this. Or anything ever again. I’m just done trying to stay alive. And honestly I don’t know what I’m fighting for anymore. I don’t know what to do so I guess I’m just gonna figure that out for now
44 - fading
formal ended up super great and my saree pleats stayed perfect the whole time!! c:
walking past your crush like
THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.
omg canada i must know more about you
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.